“My reasoning is at an 8-year-old level” is not the flex they think it is

That’s great that you wanted people to have free stuff when you were 8 years old. Why haven’t you grown up since then? Maybe learned and expanded your worldview a bit? Researched new arguments. Used some experience from the real world as an adult

Nope! You figured it out at 8 and you’re still on that level. “Now give me muh free healthcare! Wait… what do you mean my cancer treatment is scheduled for April 2027?? Hold up, why am I getting pamphlets about assisted $uicide?!?”